Funny though that she enjoyed some white cock but couldn’t find pussy of the same color. If I had a nickel for every interracial celebrity sextape lesbian fuckfest… well I’d still only have five cents.

Not to many black female celebs that I want to bang honestly… the chick from Mo Money, Halle Berry, and Carla from the series Scrubs (though she is supposedly Dominican.

If you’ve got it flaunt it, right?

The movie opens with Sasha Grey on the bathroom floor, sobbing and masturbating. She is left-handed. Why does she choose to lose moisture from both halves of her body at the same time? She’s Broken.

Spencer Having Sex = Yuck!

he’s ugly…she’s ugly…they’re no-talent LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish they’d just go away.

WHO CARES ABOUT THIS DOUCHE?! WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HIM WHEN THE BIG NEWS OF THE DAY IS THAT BRITNEY’S ALBUM FLOPPED!!!!

IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!

SHE ONLY SOLD 290,000 COPIES! THIS IS A HUGE FLOP! CHRISTINA SOLD WAAAY MORE COPIES OF BTB THE FIRST WEEK, AND THAT WASN’T EVEN AN OUTRIGHT POP ALBUM! IT WAS A THROWBACK OF MUSIC FROM THE 40′S AND ONWARD; IT WAS MORE LIKE A SIDE PROJECT, BUT IT STILL SOLD MORE THAN BRITNEY’S -ACCORDING TO MANY CRITICS- “BEST WORK EVER”!

NOW TELL ME: HOW ARE YOU DUMBASS BRITALOONIES GONNA EXPLAIN THAT, HUH?

by the way 2:54, not that this page has anything to do with Britney, but just to check your dumb ass. Yeah Christina might have sold more from her last album the first week, but that does not make up for all the #1’s Britney has had. Britney has 5 albums out, 5! Christina has 3. Her total cd sales will never nearly as close to Britney’s no matter what. Christina has an amazing voice, but her personality is worth crap and her image this whole time has not been that great. Just because you dress up the whore, does not make her glam and she is not glam, she is a clown. Granted Britney has not made herself look good this past year but she is the type of person that can bounce back. Deep down inside, i think everyone wants her to, for the sake of those boys. Hate on me all you want, but you know i speak the truth.

OH…JESSICA, JESSICA:

BRITNEY’S CAREER IS O-V-E-R, WHILE CHRISTINA JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. SO AS CHRISTINA CONTINUES TO ROLL OUT MORE ALBUMS AND BRITNEY SLIDES FURTHER INTO A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN (OR WORSE) CHRISTINA WILL NOT ONLY CATCH UP TO BRITNEY’S NUMBERS, BUT WILL SURPASS HER. AND BY THE WAY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CHRISTINA’S PERSONALITY? DO YOU KNOW HER, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE? IS IT THE FACT THAT SHE DOESN’T SMILE AND PUT ON A SHOW FOR THE PAPS THAT YOU ASSUME THAT SHE DOES NOT HAVE FUN OUTSIDE OF THE CAMERAS? BECAUSE BY NOW WE ALL KNOW THAT YOUR GIRL SHITNEY ONLY SMILES FOR THE CAMERAS BUT WHEN THE FLASHBULBS ARE GONE, SHE IS SAD, DEPRESSED, DOESN’T INTERACT WITH HER KIDS AND IS OTHERWISE OUT OF CONTROL. AND THAT IS A FACT THAT HAS BEEN STATED BY PEOPLE WHO REALLY KNOW HER AND HAVE BEEN AROUND HER - LIKE A COURT APPOINTED MONITOR. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT SHITNEY IS OVER…SO OVER!!!
Where is her engagement ring? Are they not engaged anymore. Was her fake ring just a publicity stunt to gain more attention on the hills and with the paps?? This is just an awful train wreck. He is awful and slimy and I have no idea what she is doing with him. Heidi used to be okay…I never really liked her…but no women deserves that guy. I hope she did call the whole wedding off.

I wasn’t able to do any press for it. By the time the issue came out … I was married and pregnant. (But) my husband and I did a (sex) video four years ago, when we first met, and I know he’s got a copy of it! I always think if he gets really mad at me or wants a divorce, he’ll put it on the Internet. If that does happen, I’ll say, ‘Thank you!’”

Sometimes, with all the strife and suffering in the world, I wonder if I’m really doing my part. That makes me sad, so then I masturbate while thinking about Dedee Pfeiffer having hardcore sex. I’m usually pretty sleepy after that, so I take a nap, where I sleep the sleep of the pure of heart and my troubles melt away. My conclusion is that a hardcore sex tape with Dedee Pfeiffer would solve every problem the world has. Or at least make them drowsy enough not to care.

I know you guys are dying to know the latest gossip about Spencer Pratt from MTV’s The Hills. Really what’s not to love about the guy–there’s his . . . uhhh, he’s . . . who can forget about his . . . just a minute, something should come to me . . . damn, nothing. Moving along, a source told the National Enquirer’s Mike Walker that Spencer has been quietly shopping a sex tape featuring him and a few friends:

Spencer’s actually got a sex tape of his own that shows him and a few buddies exploring the, er . . . hills and valleys of some smokin’ hot Brazilian babes! (Note to Spencer’s fiancee, Heidi Monta: The alleged Samba Land group grope was lensed way before you two became betrothed, but know this: My source says Spencer showed the tape to a Hollywood video editor and repeatedly asked him to spruce it up – saying he might secretly release it into the marketplace while claiming it was “stolen,” al la Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, etc. (Source)

Releasing a “stolen” sex tape is soooo last year. If this guy really wants to generate some publicity for himself, he should abuse some children (e.g. Britney Spears) or get himself thrown in jail (e.g. Paris, Nicole, Mel, L’il Kim, Michelle Rodriguez, et al.). That way he can come out of prison with some street cred . . . and with those lips, probably lock jaw. Besides, for someone who wants so much attention I get the feeling he’d be VERY popular in jail–and by “he” I mean his butt.

Nothing like two hot nude girl on girl action and celebrity chicks make the best porn some times.

Poor thing has been convicted of Drunk Driving three damn times. What the hell is wrong with celebrities? They are some of the few people who are sexy enough to never have to drink themselves anywhere.

Take Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton recently getting in trouble because of their drunk while at the wheel actions. GET A FUCKING DRIVER BITCHES!

A person watching the Tonya Harding sex tape doesn’t even have to remember why she is famous to like what they are seeing before you. Tonya is quite the whore and sucking dick seems like something of a full time job for her. Not that I know what this cunt is doing for a living now. I just want to see more of her pussy getting fucked hard.

Maybe she will make a tenth wedding aniversary sex tape video so we can all keep in touch. Oh and Harding’s tits ain’t bad either, they are a lot smaller than they looked in that dress but that is to be expected I suppose considering she was at one point tiny enough to get into the olympics. Best honeymoon video ever.

Too bad it isn’t live.

In 2006 some websites reported that a sex tape involving Ashlee Simpson had leaked onto the internet. A few screenshots also accompanied the report. However, many dispute the reports and believe that the photos and alleged video are fake.
A film in the 1950s called The Apple Knockers and the Coke was purported to feature Marilyn Monroe, but is now recognized to star Playboy model Arline Hunter. A disputed film believed by many to star Monroe exists, and is in the collection of the Hollywood Erotic Museum.
In 2001, a near-30-minute video appearing on the Internet depicted a couple having sex, who were later said to be Hungarian ex-gymnast and TV reporter Zsuzsa Csisztu and rifle shooting olympic champion Attila Solti. Despite the striking resemblances and Solti being mentioned on the video as “the one handling the camera”, both continue to deny the accusations.
Australian actress Kate Ritchie, star of TV soap “Home & Away” allegedly featured in a sex tape with Jonathan Gentle. However it has never been confirmed (or denied) that it actually is Ms Ritchie in the video.
It is rumoured that a copy of a sextape involving Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline had been stolen from Spears’ home in 2005. US Weekly published this rumour and Spears sued the magazine in December 2005.
Kelsey Grammer sued Internet Entertainment Group under the mistaken impression that it had purchased from Grammer’s former girlfriend Cerlette Lamme, a sex tape the couple had made. He dropped the suit after IEG countersued and stated that it had not bought or possessed the video his ex-girlfriend had been trying to sell. Grammer reportedly bought the tape from his former girlfriend for $1 million.[6]
It is reported that Paris Hilton has made a lesbian sex tape with playmate Nicole Marie Lenz. Lenz has spoken about this in an interview with the British newspaper News of the World. [7] This rumor was first reported in November 2003. [8]
It is rumoured that a sex video in which soccer stars Frank Lampard, Kieron Dyer, and Rio Ferdinand were in a tape uncovered in 2000. In it they were sleeping with two women in Spain.
Fake or fraudulent sex tapes
Some videos that have surfaced can allege to be of a particular celebrity but have turned out to be fake.

In the 1970s, a porno film was purported to feature Barbra Streisand before she became a star. The clip has floated around for decades and the woman does bear a striking resemblance to Streisand. The woman has since been revealed to be porn star Tasha Voux. According to Streisand, she actually viewed the film herself out of curiosity. [9]
TLC host Paige Davis - A video, allegedly made by her and her ex-boyfriend in 1997, surfaced in December 2004. It was later reported that the woman was not Davis.
In 2002 a sex tape featuring a woman alleged to be Christina Aguilera appeared on the internet. Experts determined that it was not Aguilera, and was merely a lookalike.
A tape of an American local TV reporter named Allison Williams with her cameraman led to the reporter’s dismissal. The tape has since circulated with the false claim that it depicts a different Allison Williams, who was Miss West Virginia 2003. The latter Williams has sued websites advertising the tape for sale or download.
A tape was released that allegedly featured American Pie star Alyson Hannigan nude and performing oral sex on an unidentified man. This turned out to be the adult movie actress Luna Lane.
Early in Britney Spears’ career a video appeared around the internet entitled “pre fame sex tape”, that was supposedly of Spears. Upon close inspection the woman in the video is clearly not Spears and only bore a resemblance to Spears.
A nude model by the name of Leanna Scott made an adult film, looking nearly identical to popular model Tila Nguyen. A rumor started that Tila had made a hardcore porn film earlier in her career. Nguyen publicly announced on her Myspace blog that it was not her in the video.
Serbian tabloid claimed that Maja Mandzuka, Serbian actress, shot a porn movie, and published few screenshots. It was soon discovered that the screenshots were from a mainstream hardcore porn movie, and the actress in the movie was not Maja but some unidentified porn actress.[10]

Croatian pop music star Severina Vučković having sex with Milan Lučić, a Herzegovina business tycoon who was married to another woman at the time. The video devastated Severina’s public image. Severina sued the internet distributor for copyright infringement as well as invasion of privacy, but the case was dismissed.
Footage from the honeymoon of Pamela Anderson (Baywatch alum) and then-husband Tommy Lee.
Paris Hilton and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon shot in so-called night-vision. This footage, along with additional full-color footage, was sold under the title 1 Night in Paris. There have been rumors of other tapes starring Paris but none have been confirmed as real.
Popular actor Colin Farrell admitted that a 13-minute sex tape he made with ex-girlfriend Nicole Narain exists. He was successful in obtaining a court order to block its distribution, but in January 2006 copies appeared on the internet.
The ex-husband of model Carolyn Murphy, Jake Schroeder allegedly tried to sell a tape featuring him and his ex-wife having sex during their honeymoon in 1999 whilst in Barbados.[1] In January 2006 Schroeder was arrested and charged with extortion for trying to sell the tape [2]. The video was leaked onto the internet in April 2006 [3].
Gena Lee Nolin (another Baywatch alum) and her ex-husband Greg Fahlman.
Jenna Lewis from Survivor and her husband on their wedding night.
Figure skater Tonya Harding and Jeff Gillooly. Commonly billed as a “wedding night sex video” because it begins with Harding in a wedding dress; however, the dress was a Halloween costume.
Taiwanese television reporter and politician Chu Mei-feng that was secretly videotaped by Taiwanese paparazzi magazine, The Inside Scoop (獨家報導).
Model Jordan was seen in a sex tape. It was allegedly stolen from her car.
Actor Rob Lowe appeared in a tape with two female fans, one of whom was underage, though he was not aware of this.
Adult film actress Janine Lindemulder and rock star Vince Neil appeared in a tape together.
British TV personality Abi Titmuss appeared in a tape with her boyfriend John Leslie and an unidentified woman.
Professional wrestlers Joanie Laurer (better known as Chyna) and Sean Waltman (aka X-Pac) which is being sold under the title 1 Night in China.
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst and an unknown female, which was stolen from his computer in February 2005.
A celebrity sex tape of actor Steve Guttenberg was reportedly leaked in the late 1980s, but it did not achieve wide distribution or popularity.
Former sportscaster Jayne Kennedy also had a sex tape stolen and released showing her with former husband Leon Isaac Kennedy. It is extreme in terms of sexual acts.
Rapper Eve made a sex tape in 1999 of which a brief clip was posted on the Internet in 2005.
R&B and Soul singer R Kelly made a sex tape in February 2002 with, allegedly, a 14 year old daughter of an associate.
Actor Tom Sizemore is featured in approximately 8 hours of sex video involving multiple women published on the Internet on August 18 2005 by a company named ifreeloader.
The sex adventures of Pamela Anderson and vocalist of the metal band Poison Bret Michaels were released as a DVD on September 7 2005 by Metro Studios. However, the footage has been circulating on the internet for many years.
Turkish model Gamze Özçelik appeared in a movie that was recorded by a cell-phone showing her unconscious having sex with an unknown man. She later claimed that the man was her ex-boyfriend Gökhan Demirkol, and sued him for giving her drugs to record the video.
Australian celebrity Mimi McPherson, sister of Elle McPherson, appeared having sex with her then boyfriend in a home-made video.
Actress Sharon Tate and her husband, director Roman Polanski, made a sex tape in 1969 on the analog reel to reel video equipment of the time. This tape, whose long rumored existence was confirmed by Polanski in his autobiography, was seized by the Los Angeles Police Department as part of evidence for the Manson Family murders along with other property of the couple kept at their house on Cielo Drive. Unconfirmed reports have claimed that it was stolen from LAPD vaults by a police officer and sold to a private collector.
Kid Rock and former Creed lead singer Scott Stapp are featured in a 45 minutes sex video with four fans on the tour bus [4]. Kid Rock is suing World Wide Red Light District company to try to stop them from distributing the tape [5].
Bam Margera and Jen Rivell have a sex tape that was released in 2003.
Gülben Ergen, a Turkish singer, is featured in a sex video leaked out by an ex-boyfriend in 2006.
Two members of the band the Go-Go’s, Belinda Carlisle and Kathy Valentine, participated in the filming of a sex tape. The black and white video was recorded at a hotel during a tour of the band in 1982. Neither Carlisle or Valentine perform sexually or appear in the nude, but both encourage a female fan to have sex with one of their male roadies while they watch and tape the event.